A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
fuck me fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuck, why didnt my stupid phone just actually wake me up instead of just staying silent wshen i set an alarm. fuck me and fuck this, why do i have to miss my appointments all the time?