snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

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fuck me fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuck, why didnt my stupid phone just actually wake me up instead of just staying silent wshen i set an alarm. fuck me and fuck this, why do i have to miss my appointments all the time?

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